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03 September 2007 @ 11:30 am
WOW! Best Reach-Around Regulation EVAR!  
Police man's family COULD have collected his retirement pension even after he fatally shot a woman he had been stalking for months, and then took his own life. Thankfully they were smart enough not to. But check the reasoning. It's a real kicker:

Under the regulations, [the officer] was considered "retired" the moment he died and could not be fired, which would have allowed the police department to refuse to pay the retirement allowance. -- From the Japan Times Online, http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070903a5.html

So let me get this straight, this guy stalks a woman for months on end (crime) and fatally shoots her in her own apartment (crime), yet is still eligible for retirement pension because he killed himself (does firing his weapon outside the line of duty constitute another crime?) before he could be fired. Would it sound weird if I said I wanted a job with bennies like that?
haughty harejasperdelarge on September 7th, 2007 09:13 am (UTC)
the perfect crime
or as peter griffin might describe it 'an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what i was talking about'
Made in DNAmopedronin on November 4th, 2007 04:53 am (UTC)
Re: the perfect crime
no shit.